Random: Random fun and jokes [!OT]

**mrwiseman** · January 12th, 2005, 01:48 PM

Ok, we need another fun thread. The insanity post is for external links, and the random insanity thread is more like "random random", and when it attempts at insanity, it fails.

So this thread is to post anything that's fun, but REAL FUN, no low quality crap. Notice this is an !OT fun-only thread, and use the insanity post for external links.

Have fun!

**Hell Knight** · January 12th, 2005, 02:34 PM

I guess it's won't be 4 me ?? I'm not a real funny guy

**mrwiseman** · January 12th, 2005, 03:41 PM

Offtopic >_<

**Aernatus** · January 12th, 2005, 08:31 PM

A man walks into a bar.
"Ow!"

**One Classy Bloke** · January 12th, 2005, 10:33 PM

Women: Hey Jesus, you can turn water into wine, right? But can you turn wine into semen?

Jesus: Of course. *Touchs a wine keg, the stopper turns into a penis* Now i'm afriad you'll have to pump it a few times to get it going.

*Women does so. It shoots out semen*

Women: Wow, there was a lot in there. Whats inside the keg?

Jesus: A leper. I mean, of course they have a lot. They'd never get any any other way.

**Xellos** · January 17th, 2005, 07:30 PM

"<Dharkbayne> Reverse Jesus is created when you masturbate in the bath and your sister falls pregnant by then bathing in the same water.
<Dharkbayne> Reverse Jesus would blind and cripple random people. And give them leprosy.
<Dharkbayne> Reverse Jesus crucified the entire Roman Empire.
<Dharkbayne> Reverse Jesus makes you die for his sins.
<Dharkbayne> Reverse Jesus can sink in water.
<Dharkbayne> Reverse Jesus can turn wine into water.
<Dharkbayne> Reverse Jesus dares you to stone whores if you're sinner.
<Dharkbayne> He was born in a cave on Easter and was killed in a shootout on Christmas eve when three kings finally tracked him down for outstanding debts of gold and spices."